Internet Funeral
EVERYTHING DIES.SOME THINGS DESERVE A TOMBSTONE.
Failed situationships. Abandoned dreams. Dead group chats. Give them the burial they deserve.
102 things laid to rest
The stones in the mist are examples. The graves inside are real burials.
How it works
01
Pick what died
A situationship, a habit, a startup, or the group chat.
02
Write its final words
An epitaph, a cause of death, and the years it lasted.
03
Give it a burial
Publish a free stone or pay for a richer funeral card and share it.
Recent deaths
Enter the cemeteryWalking the rows…
On the grounds
Real burials only. Nothing here is invented.
Listening for footsteps…
Light a lantern
For businesses
Your name sits on the arch. Your link floats above it, ready to open. Ten graves for $5, twenty for $7, fifty for $10, or name your own number. The spot is yours for seven days.
Light a lantern